#Queer as folk emmett full#

Melanie: So you and Lindsay each had an infant tonight. Lindsay: Oh Brian! Brian: He can't help it. Brian: You were on the phone when he shot his load all over me. Melanie: Thank you very much, and who the hell are you? Brian: His name's. Brian: What do you think? Justin: You wouldn't survive a day in school named Abraham, but I guess Gus is okay. Mel wants to call him Abraham after her grandfather, but I like Gus. Melanie: Careful, don't drop him! Brian: That's just what I was planning on doing.

Brian: What is this, a missile launch? Justin: 17. which I suppose says a lot about my love life.Д«rian: How old are you really? Justin: 20.19.18. Michael: And yet it hasn't interfered with my love life. Trick: Two years is a long time to be temporary. He's staying with me temporarily since the hooker who lived down the hall from him burnt his apartment building down two years ago. Justin: And ambidextrous, which was really confusing at first 'cause I can never figure out which hand to throw with. Brian: Are you a top or a bottom? Justin. If you can't remember, then it's time.Д«rian: So what do you like to do? Justin: Do? I don't know. Emmett: Hey, when was last time you got laid? Emmett: My point exactly. Brian: I don't mean the kind you eat with bananas.Д«rian : So are you coming or going? Or coming and then going? Or coming and staying?Д®mmett: Oh my God, look. Brian: I can change that.Д«rian: Do you like Special K? Justin: It's okay.

Brian: Where you heading? Justin: No place special. Brian: Meat Hook? Really? So you're into leather? Justin: Sure. Brian : How's it going? Had a busy night? Justin: Just uh, checking out the bars, you know. Emmett: I know, getting your dick sucked can be so tedious. Ted: Not when you've had as much practice as he's had. Michael: What'd you do, write it on your penis? How long is this gonna take? Brian: Ten minutes.

Brian: I'm just gonna give him my number. Then it's 'who gives a fuck what you think? You're lucky to have me.' And then it's all about 'will he stay?' 'will he go?' 'how am I doing?' 'what am I doing?' Unless of course, you're Brian Kinney. Michael : Like I said, it's all about sex. Ted: Why am I wasting my time staring at a bunch of over pumped princesses with IQ's smaller than their waists. Only, nobody here is interested in the size of that organ. Michael : Ted's this really smart guy and he's got a really big heart.

#Queer as folk emmett full#

But you've got to admit, these days it takes real guts to be a Queen in a world full of commoners. You go down the Grand Canal, I'll go down on him. I was a mere child.Д®mmett: My God, have you ever seen anything more beautiful? Ted: Venice. Michael : WhoвЂ™s told the truth since they invented cyber sex?Д®mmett: When did 70's night become 80's night? Ted: I remember this song from high school. But who wants to be at home in bed? Especially alone, when you could be here, knowing that at any moment you might see Him. Hotter than the one you saw last weekend or went home with the night before, which explains why we're all at Babylon at 1 in the morning instead of at home in bed. You could be at the supermarket or the laundromat, or buying a fabulous shirt, when suddenly you find yourself checking out some hot guy. In fact, they say men think about sex every 28 seconds. Season 1 'Pilot' Michael : The thing you need to know is, it's all about sex.